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marți, 29 mai 2012

Five tough rules - 5 reguli de retinut in viata !


Five tough rules:
Cinci reguli de retinut in viata:

1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
Iarta-ti dusmanul dar tine minte numele lui.

2. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable
to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
Cu bani nu poti cumpara fericirea dar e mai confortabil
sa plangi intr-un Mercedes decat pe bicicleta.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will
remember you when they're in trouble again.
Ajuta pe cineva care e la necaz si isi va aduce aminte
de tine cand va fi iarasi la necaz.

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
Multi sunt in viata numai fiindca este ilegal sa-i impusti.


5.
Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.Alcoolul nu rezolva nici o problema, dar la urma
urmelor, nici laptele.

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